Inside inclusive on Victor the Viking

A quick bit from an interview I had with Victor the Viking yesterday.

Me and Vicky the Vike. Old pic, relevant message.

Slimer: Hello, I am so delighted to have this interview with you! You are very hard to contact, I have been trying to get a hold of you since the beginning of the year. So just for clarity reasons, what is your name and how do you spell it?

Viking: My name is Victor the Viking and it’s spelled V-I-C-T-O-R, and just to let you know, I am only doing this interview because I want you to leave me alone. 

Slimer: Ok, thank you Victor, I will begin with my first question: how long have you been at Samo?

Viking: I have been here for many many moons, and I have seen everything.

Slimer: What do you mean by everything?

Viking: I literally mean everything. I know everything about Samo, including all the secrets nobody has a clue about.

Slimer: Can you elaborate? The people just want to hear the juicy information.

Viking: Ok, first, after a long hard day at school, some of the teachers like to gather in the Innovation quad and have dance parties.

Slimer: Oh my gosh, dance parties?

Viking: Yes, they blast tons of songs, but one that they particularly like to listen to is “Rich Baby Daddy” by Drake. I don’t understand the appeal, but it makes them go wild.

Slimer: That is hilarious! Is there anything else you can share with me?

Viking: Sure, why not? When the Discovery building was being built, I disconnected the bathroom sinks from the plumbing system, so that is why the sinks never work. 

Slimer: WHAT? So you're telling me that I have barely been able to wash my hands without standing below the sink for almost 5 minutes BECAUSE OF YOU? 

Viking: Haha, yes. 

Slimer: Well on that note, I’ve gyatt to go and end this interview before we get the whole school shut down. Thank you for participating and I hope to interview you again soon. 

Viking: Yes of course! I will always be here to expose the truth.